The life is equal to experiments that you have made and been affected by !

I bought a poster, on which various approaches to one of the most used phrases in English are listed in such humorous ways, several months ago in Sweden and had kept it unopened till yesterday. As I was about to tidy my room, I found this poster among the hill of plenty of papers, books, etc. I opened slowly while reading each humorous line. As I was reading every new line, the facial expression -I had- began to change and eventually turn into a huge smile.

Some of them are cleverly composed whereas the rest is unexciting and in most of cases they are nonsense. These are what passed through my mind when I read them for the first time. You may have something else emerging in your mind when you take a look on them. If so, don’t hesitate to share them with us.

I later on hung it on my wall and thought that it might a good idea to write something about the poster here and besides, add all those phrases to the end of article and hence cause some positive changes in your mood.

Well, here are those phrases. Hope they can make some changes in your mood at least some minor ones for the rest of day.

Everybody knows “shit happens”

TAOISM – “If you understand shit, it isn’t shit”

HINDUISM – “the shit happened before”

CONFUCIANISM – “confucious say ’shit happens’ “

BUDDHISM – “shit will happen to you again”

ZEN – “what is the sound of shit happening?”

ISLAM – “if shit happens it is the will of Allah”

SIKHISM – “leave our shit alone”

JEHOVA’S WITNESS – “knock knock. shit happens”

ATHEISM – “i don’t believe this shit”

AGNOSTICISM – “can you prove that shit happens?”

CATHOLICISM – “if shit happens, you deserve it”

PROTESTANTISM – “shit happens, amen to that”

JUDAISM – “why does shit always happen to us?”

ORTHODOX JUDAISM – “so shit happens, already”

TELEVANGELISM – “send money or shit will happen to you”

RASTAFARIANISM – “let’s smoke this shit”

HARE KRISHNA – “shit happens rama rama”

NATION OF ISLAM – “don’t take no shit”

NEW AGE – “visualize shit happening”

SHINTOISM – “you inherit the shit of your ancestors”

HEDONISM – “i love it when shit happens”

SATANISM – “sneppah tihs”

CAPITALISM – “this is MY shit”

FEMINISM – “men are shit”

EXISTENTIALISM – “what is shit, anyway?”

SCIENTOLOGY – “if shit happens, see Dianetics p.137″

MORMONISM – “excrement happens” (don’t say shit)

BAPTISM – “we’ll wash the shit right off you”

MYSTICISM – “this is really weird shit”

VOODOO – “shit doesn’t just happen – we made it happen”

DISNEYISM – “bad shit doesn’t happen here”

WICCA – “you cab make shit happen but shit will happen to you three times”

COMMUNISM – “let’s share the shit”

MARXISM – “you have nothing to lose but your shit”

CONSPIRACY THEORISM – “THEY shit on us!”

PSYCHO-ANALYSIS – “tell me about your shit”

DARWINISM – “survival of the shittiest”

AMISH – “modern shit is useless”

SUICIDAL – “i’ve had enough of this shit”

OPTIMISM – “shit won’t happen to me”

TREKISM – “to boldly shit where no-one has shit before”

SHAKESPEAREAN – “to shit or not to shit, that is the question”

DESCARTES – “i shit therefore i am”

FREUD – “shit is a phallic symbol”

LAWYERS – “for enough money, i can get you out of this shit”

ACUPUNCTURIST – “hold still or this will hurt like shit”

DOG – “i just shit on your shoe”

CAT – “dogs are shit”

MOUSE – “oh shit! a cat!”

POLITICALLY CORRECT – “internally processed, nutritionally-drained biological output happens”

EINSTEIN – “shit is relative”

FAMILY GATHERING – “relatives are shit”

MATERİALISM – “whoever dies with the most shit, wins”

VEGETARIANISM – “if it happens to shit, don’t eat it”

FATALISM – “oh shit, it’s going to happen”

ENVIRONMENTALISM – “shit is biodegradable”

AMERICANISM – “who gives a shit?”

STATISTICIAN – “shit is 84.7% likely to happen”

HIP-HOP – “motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!”

TANTRISM – “fuck this shit”

CYNICISM – “we are full of shit”

SURREALISM – “fish happens”